Ok so today you will have a choice of three. One of the statements is true about today's blood count. The other two are false.
1. WBC dropped slightly to 16,400. However the hemoglobin and red blood cells continue to rise toward normal and are the highest since my dx (diagnosis).
2. My WBC went down to almost zero, thereby making me vulnerable to even the most innocuous pathogens. I was transported by a helicopter to Pittsburgh and now live in my own protective chamber. I am now officially the new "Bubble Boy."
3. My WBC skyrocketed to over 1,000,000 and I am now in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Hottest guy with a WBC over 1,000,000." In addition, Brian Williams of NBC News called me to put me tomorrows broadcast because of all the humanitarian work I have done over the years...mainly letting Cory Darr get a few points in basketball from time to time and for putting up with an almost-as-smart-as-me-but-bookworm-sister-who-married-a-cool-but-non-dancing-Latino.
Take your time. There is no retest and this will not be graded on a curve.