Friday, April 24, 2009

Guess my line!

Ok so today you will have a choice of three. One of the statements is true about today's blood count. The other two are false.

1. WBC dropped slightly to 16,400. However the hemoglobin and red blood cells continue to rise toward normal and are the highest since my dx (diagnosis).

2. My WBC went down to almost zero, thereby making me vulnerable to even the most innocuous pathogens. I was transported by a helicopter to Pittsburgh and now live in my own protective chamber. I am now officially the new "Bubble Boy."

3. My WBC skyrocketed to over 1,000,000 and I am now in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Hottest guy with a WBC over 1,000,000." In addition, Brian Williams of NBC News called me to put me tomorrows broadcast because of all the humanitarian work I have done over the years...mainly letting Cory Darr get a few points in basketball from time to time and for putting up with an almost-as-smart-as-me-but-bookworm-sister-who-married-a-cool-but-non-dancing-Latino.

Take your time. There is no retest and this will not be graded on a curve.


  1. I know I can't dance, so the answer must be 3.

  2. Well we know it's not number 3, because you're not that hot and I am, in actuality pretty wild and crazy. And we can eliminate number 2, because they'd probably call you the bubble beast, not bubble boy. So by process of elimination, I choose one.

  3. The 20 minute wings have worked yet again --

    Happy Anniversary!

  4. Hey Bubble-boy if Jerry and Kramer want to stop for a visit tell them NO!


  5. Tell Brian Williams to piss off, but I do appreciate your ability to make me look good when I am playing hoops against you. I really don't know how you do it.